When things have been going well for too long, life will always stop by to kick you back down

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

(via nipplesarereal)

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

(Source: clambistro, via neyagawa)

If ya dun have anything witty to say donut say anything at all

grinderman2:

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

(via neyagawa)

annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

(via kirbye1101)